ALONZO – Elvira (English lyrics)

1st verse :
I was on my way to buy my newspaper
I saw a beautiful Portuguese girl
She told me : “why don’t you crash into the wall”
I told her : “I’m not a construction worker”
Further down the road I saw an English girl
With a dream body
I asked her : “what’s your name ?”
“Fuck you” was her answer
No problem it’s all good
I saw a beautiful Caribbean girl
I started doing a couple Zouk dance steps to her
She rejected me
Now I’m upset
People are avoiding me like the plague
And I love them all
But they all said “no” to me

Chorus :
Oh yeah, the list is long
Oh yeah, the list is long
Oh yeah, I love them all
But they all said “no” to me
Oh yeah, the list is long
Oh yeah, the list is long
Oh yeah, I love them all
But they all said “no” to me

2nd verse :
It was 3am and I was walking my dog
I came across a Japenese girl
She yelled out “you’re cute”
She was talking to my Labrador
Whatever, a cool dutch girl
Tall like those eastern girl
She approached me nicely
She thought I was selling weed
There was a Israeli girl
She seemed to be into me
I told her that I eat Kosher
But that I was Muslim
Oh what a tiresome day
They avoid me like the plague
And I love them all
But they all said “no” to me

Chorus :
Oh yeah, the list is long
Oh yeah, the list is long
Oh yeah, I love them all
But they all said “no” to me
Oh yeah, the list is long
Oh yeah, the list is long
Oh yeah, I love them all
But they all said “no” to me

Bridge (x2)
My lord, am I cursed ?
They all avoid me
I’m starting to lose hope
I can’t wait for the day when she’ll come sleep next to me every night

Chorus (2X) :
Oh yeah, the list is long
Oh yeah, the list is long
Oh yeah, I love them all
But they all said “no” to me
Oh yeah, the list is long
Oh yeah, the list is long
Oh yeah, I love them all
But they all said “no” to me

Outro :
Marion, Marie-Louise, Fatou and Samira
Lou, Victoria, Pauline, the list is long

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