Seth Gueko – Al Poelvoordino (English lyrics)

Intro :
Seth Gueko is the name, public housing, wastelands, sport bags, that’s the environment
I would rather take a shot from a kid playing soccer than a shot from the cops
holly crap, holly crap, holly crap, holly crap
Seth Guecko is the name, the scene is taking place in Saint Ouen l’aumône 95 3.1.0
A.k.a Al Poelvoordino, Al Poelvoordino, Al Poervoordino, Al poelvoordino

1rst verse :
If it was up to me, I would give away one free bar of hash’ for each CD bought
We’re registered on the police records like the cheaters at the circle
Throwing your 3.5.7 in the river Oise is crucial after a hit
Avec un peu de polish a bras au main de la brigade fluvial (??)
You can masturbate
You won’t ever hear my pitbulls meowing
We’re after the credit Lyonnais’s purple euro bills
A cop starts to laugh at me, but don’t worry
He’s lucky that my mom’s at the window
In the projects, everybody calls her Mermish
Inch’ Allah le merish
You little clown
You smell like fear, not even Marionnaud can help you
It is advised to force yourself to laugh whenever a mobster cracks a job
And to pay him if you owe him money, or else, you’ll get yourself smoked like a pheasant
By an eventual pizzaiolo
Low life and head cracker
Stop walking sideways, I’m starving
When I smile, It looks like I have a rake in my mouth
Homie, My father didn’t offer me no car for my sweet sixteens
I had to dress myself in these Salvatore Ferragamo !
We use restaurants as a lure to exchange envelopes
We can place a bullet right between your eyes, even with a shaky hand
There’s a poor mother crying because her son is a deadbeat
And he made the mistake to have a glass outside during happy hour
And here he is now, in front a guy wearing a full helmet and holding a Sig Sauer
Bla bla bla, it’s a horror movie
There’s no small players around here, we all stick to the rules
Back in the training camps, we practice by going through armed robberie simuations
“Everydody get down, no one moves
All the money that we take away from you will be given right back to you by the government
I’ll buss a cap in the first one that tries to be a hero
You heard me ? Don’t try to be a hero or else I’ll smoke you”
The tension goes crescendo
We’re not the sopranos, we’re the altos
We leave the nail of our small finger grow out in order to cheat at Poker
Help my mom carry up those packs of water
She’s got back problems

Outro :
Seth Guecko is the name
Public housing, wastelands, sport bags, that’s the environment
I would rather take a shot from a kid playing soccer than a shot from the cops
holly crap, holly crap, holly crap, holly crap
Seth Gueko is the name
the scene is taking place in Saint Ouen l’aumône 95 3.1.0
A.k.a Al poelvoordino Al poelvoordino Al poelvoordino Al poelvoordino
We can be smart from time to time, we can be naughty from time to time, we can be gangsters from time to time, but, we’re always generous